Someone puked all over of the wall of one of our bathrooms at work today. Twice. As the interval between the two incidents was quite lengthy, I can only presume that the mystery puker was with us for quite some time today, which in turn leads me to suspect my co-workers. My friends, I think we have a real-live bulimic on our hands. A bulimic with insane projectile vomiting ability and the desire to FUCK SHIT UP.
Who pukes in toilets anymore? How passe. I mean REALLY.
