"you know what it is, you just needed a word for it. think about every dog-neglecting, jeanshorts-wearing, rugrats-jocking, brass trinket-having, I-only-write-cursive-letters-sealed-with-wolf-portraits-because-I-value-authentic-communication infoshop loiterer you’ve almost pushed into traffic"

what is anachronistic muppet punk for 500?

a friend of a friend who might be my friend soon