Strange days

Scene: In a cab, on the way to meet a friend.  Lame radio call-in request show plays in the background.

Woman on the radio: …I just want to tell my husband how much I love him…blah blah blah…the kids…blah…never have time for each other…just want him to know he is still my everything blah…

Me: Man, these call-in shows are so fucking cheesy.

Cabbie:  Yes, they are.  Some people, they tell me I have no heart.  Nothing moves me.

Me:…