January 2011
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
18 posts
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Forced to decide between the colony and the ocean,... →
Dec 19th
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1500 ladybugs bought while drunk, feels bad →
Dec 17th
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Dec 13th
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Prepare to be verbally eviscerated
“There’s this Billy Idol looking motherfucker and his trashqueen jumpoff practically fucking on the dancefloor…she knows how to pick em, too.  Girl you better hope this greasy bridgetroll washed that salsa of his hands before sticking them up there.”- My friend Alex on karaoke at Papacitos
Dec 12th
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 9th
177 notes
1 tag
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 3rd
43 notes
Dec 3rd
139 notes
My landlady is holding my phone hostage because...
GREAT.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd