August 2011
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 17th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
Anonymous asked: I miss when you had no life so you posted interesting things all the time.
Aug 7th
Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
April 2011
2 posts
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
February 2011
9 posts
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
Anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP9IgiFioS8&feature=related
One, you're like a dream come true
Two, just wanna be with you
Three, girl it's plain to see
I need to drink your cum and pee
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
January 2011
4 posts
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Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 16th
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FEAR OF BEING HUGGED BY SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE.
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December 2010
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Forced to decide between the colony and the ocean,... →
Dec 19th
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1500 ladybugs bought while drunk, feels bad →
Dec 17th
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Dec 13th
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Prepare to be verbally eviscerated
“There’s this Billy Idol looking motherfucker and his trashqueen jumpoff practically fucking on the dancefloor…she knows how to pick em, too.  Girl you better hope this greasy bridgetroll washed that salsa of his hands before sticking them up there.”- My friend Alex on karaoke at Papacitos
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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My landlady is holding my phone hostage because...
GREAT.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
November 2010
33 posts
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Nov 28th
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“you know what it is, you just needed a word for it. think about every...”
– what is anachronistic muppet punk for 500? a friend of a friend who might be my friend soon
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
I love Vegan DooDoo →
Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 22nd
Strange days
Scene: In a cab, on the way to meet a friend.  Lame radio call-in request show plays in the background. Woman on the radio: …I just want to tell my husband how much I love him…blah blah blah…the kids…blah…never have time for each other…just want him to know he is still my everything blah… Me: Man, these call-in shows are so fucking cheesy. Cabbie:  Yes,...
Nov 21st
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